Welcome to the hamster's home ..
Amazing little creatures, Hamsters, aren't they ?! ...
Did you know that you've just stumbled on the nerve centre of Ninjahamsters ? - Yes, that's right, Mr & Mrs Hamster and little Hammy Hamster have spent their evenings at college and have learned all about HTML Coding, meta tags, and XHTML validation.
It took some time and persistance, not only because Mr Hamster kept gnawing at the examination paper making it void, but hamsters have trouble holding pencils and moving computer mice. So make the most of it and sit back in awe as they present some of the finest tat on the interweb.
Strange, but happening ..
US 'Skyscraper Man' Climbs 58-Storey Tower
A man has free-climbed a San Francisco skyscraper using nothing more than suction cups to help him cling to the glass structure.
Health And Safety Fears Over Obese Employee
A 30-stone man has left his job after being told his weight makes him a health and safety risk.
Snake Smuggler Jailed Over Boas In Baggage
A notorious wildlife trafficker has been caught trying to smuggle nearly 100 live boa constrictors into Indonesia after his bag broke at an airport.
World's Shortest Man Is Just 70cm Tall
A Colombian who is just over 2ft tall has been officially recognised as the world's shortest living man by the Guinness World Records.
ELO Cellist Killed By Runaway Giant Hay Bale
A founding member of the Electric Light Orchestra band has been killed in a freak accident when a giant bale of hay crushed his van.
Hundreds Of Tiger Sharks In Feeding Frenzy
Tiger Sharks have been spotted in a massive feeding frenzy off the southern Queensland coast.
African Pastor: 'Jesus Was An Aids Victim'
A South African pastor has caused outrage by preaching a sermon entitled "Jesus was HIV positive".